Disney is pretty well-known for being a magical company. Its cartoons and animated films scream family friendliness, and even its more adult films are PG-13. The day we see an R rated Disney film in existence is when we’ll truly know that the world is coming to an end. But with all this success surrounding the company, it comes as no surprise that Disney would continue to milk off of its successful films with a vast amount of merchandise.

Since Disney is a company that primarily markets toward children, there’s a lot of toys that are connected to these beloved animated characters. From dolls and figures to plushes and drinking cups, Disney’s made just about everything it possibly can to continue to bank off of its more popular films and franchises. But of course, with every company, there’s always goofs and slip-ups.

I hope you’re as prepared as you can possibly be for the horrors you’ll be witnessing today. Some of these toys you’re about to see are so wrong that poor Walt Disney is probably turning in his grave. And yet, some of these toys will leave you looking at every material possession in your life and wondering, “Why? Why does this object have to exist?”

Other objects on this list are also going to leave you curious on the creators of these products. Because I know that after looking at some of these creations, I was debating both the awareness and sanity of the creator. So without further ado, here’s some Disney toys and products that definitely couldn’t be made today.

22 Rad Repeatin’ Tarzan

21 A Mouth Like No Other

20 Ride A Duck

19 Vine Jammin’ Tarzan

18 Do You Want To Build A Sno Cone?

17 Creepy Woody

16 Cleaning With Minnie

15 An Attractive Microphone

14 Vinylmations

13 The Incredibles

12 Maui Costume

11 Belle Doll

10 Disney Heroes - Peter Pan

9 Magic World Snow

So I got curious and wanted to look up Disney bootleg toys that exist. Of course, there’s hundreds upon hundreds to choose from, but one of my favorites is this pair of sisters from Frozen…I mean, Magic World Snow. Seriously, it’s not like the creators were hiding what they were trying to copy. They have Anna and Elsa on the box. But I guess copyright doesn’t let them say the word Frozen. I will give them credit though on their outfit choices for the girls.

8 Buff Mickey

7 Wishes And Magical Dreams

Obviously this isn’t a toy, unless a child decides to play around and use it as a hat. But I thought the overall aspect here just seemed odd enough to discuss. I get that with all kids, a parent must make potty training appealing to their young. But does it really have to take a potty seat with beloved Disney princesses on it to make your child want to go? You do realize your child’s posterior is sitting on Belle and Cinderella, right?

6 Buzz Lightyear Can Help, I Guess

5 Aw, Dinglehoppers!

The Little Mermaid is definitely one of Disney’s classic films. It showed kids that it was okay to want to be different from everyone else, even if it means living in a weirdly shaped castle. When the first VHS tape of the movie first released, parents immediately took notice of some odd shapes in the Atlantica castle. In later productions of the film, the design was changed for this reason. Man, Disney animators sure can be sneaky sometimes. You silly animators, you.

4 Best Of Both Worlds?

Ah, yes. Another way Disney markets its shows and movies to children is through the use of food, particularly candy, cereal, and fruit snacks. These Hannah Montana sweet and sour gummies are supposed to resemble guitars and microphones. But remember how we were discussing microphones themselves being shaped oddly? This right here just made that discussion even worse. Even Miley Cyrus doesn’t want to be on this packaging. And can you blame her? She’s staring some male junk in the face.

3 Tiggerific

I’ll admit that out of all the plush toys Disney has released, the Winnie the Pooh sets are always some of the cutest. However, I also really wish that the manufacturers would take into consideration how they package their toys. This especially goes for Tigger plushes. I mean, are the producers thinking about this when they stick Tigger like this? Don’t you think that kids would look at that and be puzzled? Little kids aren’t stupid.